Well, some of u might know by now that i give tuition part-time. And the latest new kid that i got is from china. He's 12 years this year (primary 6) and i'm teaching him english. So, what's so interesting about him? Here's the catch, i think he's 'In-love' or 'fantasizes' about me. Wierd? Yes! i know it's FREAKING scary... What makes him freaky? He asks me funny questions during class (Obviously it's not academically related). Here're some of the dialogues i had with him during tuition lessons.
Tuition lesson A
Kid: Teacher, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Why is it very important? And how is that related to what we're studying now?
Kid: No lah, it's just very important for me to know.
Me: WHAT?! Important? U crazy ah... Your results are more important. And whether or not i have a boyfriend is practically none of your business. Now let's get back to the english question.
Kid: (*Looks sad & refuses to talk to me for the whole lesson*)
Tuition lesson B
Kid: Teacher, I know that CCA (activity) u're in!
Me: What is it?
Kid: U're a volleyball player right?
Me: Hello, look at my height? Do i look like i can even touch the net?
Kid: Hiya~ I think you look like a 'Hot' volleyball player
Me: (*By this time, my hair was on ends*)
Tuition lesson C
Kid: Teacher, do you like a go to the library?
Me: (Obviously i HATE the library. I'm not even a studious person. But as a tuition teacher, i should set a 'good' example so here was my reply...) Yes! i love going to the library. Why do you ask?
Kid: Oh, i like to go to the library too! I go there to do homework and i spend a lot of time......(& he rambles on & on. If National Library needs an Ambassador, i think he'll make a good match =p )
Me: Ok good for you
Kid: So which library do you usually go to?
Me: School library
Kid: (Looks a bit disappointed) Oh... Why don't you go to Toa Payoh library? I usually go there? Then we can study together...
Me: (So totally freaked out)
I really have a passion for teaching... But this guy really freaks me out.. However, i think he's just going through puberty... If any one day, he does any thing funny to me, i'll probably kick his balls & teach him a lesson... haha... (No lah... just kidding) Well, but this kid is interesting lah. haha...
What do you think? Leave comments on what i should do alright? =)
:Love:
Rebecca
4 comments:
EH REBECCA YOU VEH MEAN LEH!! haha..
jkjk, but he's really kind of. *uRghh*
nxt time he say inappropriate stuff, just say,
"do your work." x 10 000
and make sure he doesnt "harass" you again. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
eh! i thought you're interested in giving my tuition!! haha..
you're a pedophile and you know it.
What a retard you are. Teaching kids and giving them useless lessons
To KNS:
R u crazy? Have you checked the dictionary of what pedophile means? Please check the dictionary before opening your filthy mouth & utter nonsense.
like hello??
i only had an A1 after a month of tuition!!
it really shows e power of tuition.
^^
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